Tuesday, March 21, 2006

 

Be careful...there's some scary people out there (like me)

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So...there's this homeless guy who I gave a couple dollars to a while back...and apparently he thinks we're best friends now. So he was up at DQ tonight, trying to get more money from me. And I made it pretty clear that he wasn't going to get any out of me. So then he spent about half an hour telling me about how all Hispanic people hate white Americans, and how his family screwed him over, and he always helped people when he had money, but now that he doesn't have any, nobody will help him, and the world is full of horrible, rotten, stinking people (his words, not mine), and his entire body is messed up, and the Social Security people take forever to replace checks, and there's a big difference between a woman and a lady, and all fornicators are going to hell. Among other things.

And I really, really want the job at Wendy's. They have an awesome benefits package. And I really need out of Dairy Queen. Really, really. Like, you have no idea. Grr.

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