Well technically...

This is an oh my god sort of situation. Like, oh my god oh my god oh my god. Like, wow.

Sarah and I are speaking to each other again. And, um, there's other stuff, which I won't go into because I'm not sure where this is headed yet. But wow. Just, wow.

In other news:

I've made two CDs so far:

Oh my God! That is, like, SO gay! (for my departing boss who likes to pretend to be a valley girl)

1. It’s Raining Men Martha Wash & RuPaul
2. Gay Bar Electric Six
3. We Are Family Sister Sledge
4. I’m Not a Fucking Drag Queen Peter Outerbridge
5. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go) Garbage
6. Believe Cher
7. Somebody Told Me The Killers
8. Rebel Grrl Bikini Kill & Joan Jett
9. High School Confidential Rough Trade
10. I Kissed a Girl Jill Sobule
11. Homosapien Pete Shelley
12. Johnny Are You Queer Josie Cotton
13. Bad Reputation Joan Jett
14. Chick Habit April March
15. Rollercoaster Sleater-Kinney
16. No More Drama Mary J. Blige
17. Constant Craving k d lang
18. Closer to Fine the Indigo Girls
19. Precisely Julie Clark
20. Straight to Number One Touch’N’Go


Are they bleeding yet? (accompanied by a rather vague drawing of a pair of ears dripping blood)

1. Hello Oasis
2. Woke Up This Morning Nickelback
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana
4. This Is the New Shit Marilyn Manson
5. Numb Linkin Park
6. Remedy Seether
7. Give Up the Grudge GOB
8. Skin Breaking Benjamin
9. Homosapien Pete Shelley
10. Jesus Freak dc Talk
11. Somebody Told Me The Killers
12. Bad Reputation Joan Jett
13. We've Had Enough Alkaline Trio
14. Did My Time Korn
15. Fine Again Seether
16. Gasoline Seether
17. The Fox Sleater-Kinney
18. Alleine zu Zweit Lacrimosa
19. Rollercoaster Sleater-Kinney
20. Du Hast Rammstein

Can you tell that I'm obsessed with Sleater-Kinney and Seether right now? Yeah. Just a little. Also with "Homosapien," although I'm not sure exactly why. Just a cool song, I guess.

--Your friendly neighborhood lesbian